Eastern Conference
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Too much Ovechkin, Scott Walker and Backstrom. Scott Walker lives right next door to my mother-in-law in Fort Myers. OK so the Walker thing means nothing.
WASHINGTON

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I see Jacqus Lemaire doing his best Puddy imitation, “Don’t mess with the Devils buddy. We’re number 1, we can beat anybody. We’re the Devils, The Devils! Haaa!!!
DEVILS

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What ever happened to the reigning Vezina Trophy winner Thomas? Ryan Miller can hold off the Bruins but his defense in weaker that Superman on kryptonite.
BUFFALO

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Poor Sens. They can never seem to get over the fact that they are Canadiens.
SID, SID, SID, SID.
PITTSBURGH
Western Conference
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Both teams have scorers but the sharks are stronger. Dany Heatley finally got out of Canada. He could be the difference.
SHARKS

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My niece called from Nashville and I was greeted with, “THE PREDS.” Funny… It’s a shame that their first round matchup is against the HAWKS.
Chicago

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Are you serious?
VANCOUVER

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ARE YOU SERIOUS?
DETROIT
